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Paul Ribich was not born, he coalesced out of the need in this society. The need for change, the need for love, the need for an entirely new way of thinking. Most importantly, the need for smarm.
Smarm·y
(smärm)
adj. smarm·i·er, smarm·i·est

1. Complete and utter sarcasm, perpetrated with an undying, unconditional love.
2. Hott with multiple ts.

smarmy

adj : Acting in complete disdain with the most love humanely possible. "Paul Ribich is a smarmy bastard" "I couldn't believe he said that, untill I realized the smarm in his voice and my anger was assuaged."

Paul Ribich coalesced in response to the world's lack of Smarm on November 20, 1986. He was adopted by a loving couple and raised as their own. He currently resides in the midwestern united states, editing a magazine with his compatriots, and doing his best to improve the planet he finds himself on.

By: Sarah Bel

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